Pot of Hurrah โ Commonly served after successful avoidance of cake all afternoon.
Tutting at Wilted Kale โ When something doesnโt quite meet your exacting standards. See: KALE; YANKEE CANDLES
How Much! โ See: HOLLAND & BARRETT; ELECTRONIC ENGINEERING TEXTBOOKS; JO MALONE CANDLES
Robes/Capes of Smugness โ Items of clothing worn by those feeling righteously smug. This can be for cake avoidance, getting into a lower size, or just because they are of a smug nature, ordinarily.
Shameful Veil of Procrastination โ When youโre just sat looking at a PC/phone/tablet screen, waiting for someone to answer your last post, rather than baking the pumpkin seed bread.
Meat Knot โ Ahemโฆ
Keep your Chickpeas Chunky โ self explanatory. Donโt blend them to a pulp. Fool. Said in the manner of Gordon Ramsay.
The โWell, That Didnโt Workโ Cookbook โ For the time being, a mythical, but also very real cookbook of BSD recipes that we hoped would work, but didnโt.
Farty Bread โ A brocolli based flat-bread that smells of fart.
Always eat your Tuna armed with a Laser Pointer – For when cat based psychology is required.
Don your Pashmina of Determination – For when the going gets tough and you canโt have a biscuit.
A ‘Lady Pound’ – that random pound, or seven, that suddenly appear, out of nowhere, at that certain point in the month.
Cafetiere of Pffffffffft – SEE ‘POT OF HURRAH’. Then imagine complete opposite of.
Epic Fail Friday – Specifically relating to Friday the 15th of July 2016, which felt more like a Friday 13th July. A day where everything you cook goes spectacularly wrong.
Slippers of Despair – The footwear worn on an Epic Fail Friday whilst sipping from the Cafetiere of Pfffffffffft.
Like Paltrow’s foo-foo after a Steam Clean – a bake that is unfathomably dry after using coconut flour instead of almond. Because it’s cheaper. See: JANEY’S COFFEE CAKE MUFFINS