Right! I am here and you have my full, undivided attention!
The Chris Martin erotica novel you were referring to? You’d read it? I’ll write it. 50 Shades of Kale. Oh yes. You read it here first.
Eps – tell your OH he is a grand scale LIGHTWEIGHT – he hasn’t even been on it 12 hours and he’s screaming for chips? Together we will break him.
Janey/Runforfun/Everyone – OPPO is *jazz hands* AMAZING! Oh. My. God. We bought ours from Co-op – Waitrose didn’t stock it? Now the magnitude of this is that our local Co-op is notoriously crap. Walk in to a big fanfare of a Β£5 meal deal… only 3 of the products available. We didn’t hold our breath on the half an aisle freezer section but – in all fairness – there it was. Salted Caramel and Mint. Bought 2 SC as I’m not a huge mint lice cream lover. We’ve had a little tip of a spoonful as we were stuffed after our tea, we’re going to have some later. Although to be fair, you could actually incorporate the whole tub into your daily calories. Daily. This is going to be massive for BSD’ers and the broken hearted. Step away from the Ben and Jerry’s.
Yayyyyy Janey, let me know when it arrives and we will connect and do step battles! I keep it on at all times except when showering. I know you can wear it when showering but I’m old fashioned and wary.
Eps – is it just me and a coincidence, or has your deep sleep gone up since you first had it? When I first checked my sleep for the first couple of months, it was bonkers, as is my hubby (had his for 2 or 3 days now). Now, I have a pretty even(ish) deep/light ratio. If I sleep 7 hours it will be 3 deep 4 light etc, but back in January it was 1 deep 6 light or something mad like that?
And that is all!