Hi gang,
So here we go.
I have been walking more, ( as previously I seemed to sit more and more)
I went to bodnant gardens in north wales uk.
Instead of it talking an hour, it took three. A huge traffic jam.
Eventually we got there. The car park it on the side of a mountain, higher than Everest. Did I need crampons and a rope just descend the car park and get to the ticket office.
( because I am unfit, I tend to exaggerate)
We descended and Made it to the building I thought was a ticket office. Nope. I had to walk further down, then under the road then there was a ticket office.
Wheres the cafe? Where is the sit down and rest, where is the hot drink , oh and maybe a snack or three as I would need to eat to get from base camp. Who knows when I might eat next.
All the damn benches were full,to overflowing with pensioners, with their handbags slung over one shoulder, the boiled sweets were out and they were gossiping about someone they all knew.
I waddled on.. No I don’t mean I walked, i waddled on.
Down stairs to a lawn, oh nice flowers. No coffee shop….
Down through to the terraces, no ice cream kiosk……
Down to a fancy shaped ornamental pond. No seats, no cafe, no nothing.
It was a beautiful sunny day, blue sky and the sun was warm.
I waddled on downwards.
A long pond like a canal, and an Italian shaped building at the end. No available benches, more blooody pensioners.
Down through the woods, down, down down.then like Gandalf’s appearance in the east on the third day…… a coffee shop. Empty seats, phew.
I got the drinks in, and a sausage roll. One. Not three.
My beloved shared it with me.
I looked around, then up and up and up. Did I really climb down that way? Impressed.
Then oh god! OH GOD,!
What rolls down has to waddle back up.
We walked along the river, then slowly my assent to Everest started.
When i was knackered, sweating , and gasping for air.. I said, just a mo, I need to take a photo. I pretended to look for the right angle, the right leaf, the right anything, until my heart stayed beating WITHIN my rib cage.
Then off I went. I watched the path to make sure it didn’t wander downwards and only upwards.
Eventually I got there, to the lawn at the beginning. Still no empty seats… I can’t sit on the floor as it would take a crane to get me back up.
We found a seat in the sunshine.
I pretended to sun myself, i was actually trying to stop the panting, .. have you ever tried to breathe through your ears? I did.
Once everything had recovered, I then had to go through the exit, under the road, and up to the car park.
3/4 of the way up, I pretended I needed to look for acorns. They do look so cute still in their little bonnets. Oh here is a green one, oh and a brown one. Nice.
Just check my heart and breathing …
off we go again.
I slumped into the car seat and strapped myself in, I ain’t doing no more climbing today!
Homeward bound.
So, it’s my long way of saying, I have shifted my fat behind off the settee and moved a bit.
Today I am focusing on having a no day
No pastry, no spuds, no pasta, no rice.
I am fixing me one bit at a time.
Love lucia
Xxxx