I got an email from my Salon to tell me that they have a new stylist and I could have my hair cut…half price…if I booked with him. He is from Kiev in the Ukraine…Now you aren’t aware of this, but I have history with hairdressers. If I asked for straight it would be done curly…if I say short, they leave it too long etc. I don’t speak hairdresser! It is a standing joke amongst my friends.
I met this nice young man and he asked me what I wanted done.
Me…”Well, as you can see, it’s only been 6 weeks since my last cut and it just needs a trim really, with the weight taken off the back. Oh and no products please because it irritates the skin.”
Him…”You have skin condition. (scraping comb through my hair)…I can cut…you vil lyke. I vill cut heer and heer.”
Me…”gulp…ok”
I decided not to try small talk as my voice isn’t back to full strength yet, and his English is not great. I did manage to find out he has been working in this country for the last 7 years. When he wanted my head moved, he just pushed it into the direction required. So I obliged by moving my head, left, right, down, up etc. After he had cut the hair, he picked up the dryer and brush and dried it. To say he raked over my scalp is an understatement! Then he walks over to the products and puts loads through my hair. I immediately feel the burn and try to say something when he walks away! I wait and he comes back and says….”This product too steeky, gurl vil vosh.”
I gratefully submit myself to the second washing of my hair. I decline the application of a second conditioner (they charge for it).
Back in the chair, I wipe the soap suds out of my ears…he walks to the products again….again I ask him not to use them…
Him…”I vil use only small creem.” (I roll my eyes!)
After applying the cream, he picks up dryer and comb and scrapes through my scalp again. My head is now very sore! I point out to him that one side is longer than the other and he corrects this. Then back to the products, this time a wax, and some hair spray!
Him…”There iz don! You like!”
Me ..sheepishly…”thank you.”
I paid and leave. Result, sticky hair, sore scalp, but it is neat and tidy. He is one of the “top” stylists so I wont be having him do my hair again.
Next time…I will have to pay for a junior (ยฃ30), this time it cost ยฃ25…I suppose it was worth it lol
Hope you have better luck with your stylists and if you can tell me how to speak hairdresser, I would appreciate it.
Nonna Mary
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