Hehe just need to tell you this its hilarious, I live in a historic market town in Kent, other words everyone is nosy. This customer said to me in a hushed voice, she was the only person in the shop, in hushed tones she said, ” you’ve had that operation thingy , haven’t you, ” I said sorry what operation thingy, is that , then she said in a way like she was talking about flogging me some stolen goods or something. ” you know that bunghole operation they do when they tie up something to stop you eating” how I didn’t laugh I don’t know. So I told her all about BSD she then went into that glazed look and said oh no you can’t diet without eating pasta etc, I then thought about what someone posted on here where her husband gave the look oh I can’t do the BSD I will die without pasta etc. I then proceeded to tell her I had lost 18 lbs by eating beautiful foods. She walked away convinced I had lied to her I think, how can anyone loose weight doing the BSD look. But honestly aren’t fold funny I ask you bunghole, she meant keyhole. Still chuckling now.
Love Jan ๐๐๐
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That’s hilarious… take it as a compliment!!
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Haha that made my day! It’s amazing that people don’t realise that eating properly can work just as well as surgical intervention!! Keep up the good work Jan!
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The new BUNG HOLE method can save the NHS millions!
I’d like to give a hearty belly laugh but…. hey….can’t find my belly anymore. ๐
Thanks for sharing.
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Oh now that was funny and must have made your day. How long has it taken you to lose the 18lbs? I’m sure you said you had been on this 3 weeks. surely thats taken much
Longer?
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LMAO
I’ve had a few people enquire about my health because of the eight loss, and I agree, everyone seems to think that pasta, rice, and bread are good diet foods.
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I AM CORNHOLIO. I NEED PEE PEE FOR MY BUNG HOLE.
I’m betting no-one on here know what the f… I’m on about.
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Hi figment
I am at day 15 and have now lost 19 lbs, but I have a lot to loose, it was 104 when I started, so it’s speedier for me, at the moment.
Regards
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It’s from Beavis and Butthead the Movie.
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I knew Timmy, dammit stop beating me with phrases, you did it the other day too!
Oh I would have died laughing, that is priceless Janet!
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You snooze you lose. Or to give another film quote ….. Lahoo saherr.
OK, what film is that from!?
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Ace Ventura!
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Nice! You’ve got the same movie taste as me ๐